Couple: /walks by me
Boy: Is that a boy or a girl?
Girl: (to me) Are you male or female?
Me: ... Female.
Girl: Hi! /smiiile
Me: Uh. Hi! /smiles back?

/walks off.

Though now I'm kinda curious if I could convincingly dress as a guy. MAYBE??

I'd be a really tiny guy, though, seriously.